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The Business of Marriage (humor)

While I am a big fan of Marriage, sadly in our modern age, it has become more about entering into a business contract that the blissful relationship of love.  And, since many now see it as a business I thought I would list some marriage wisdom, so to speak.    +++++++++++ You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. +++++++++++ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' +++++++++++ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' +++++++++++ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. +++++++++++ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . +++++++++++ A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?...

Self Made Man

There's no such thing as a self made man  For everyone needs a helping hand  Due to flaws in the best laid plans Until you learn you won't understand Even with the world at your command Those sacrifices you had to make A road that few will ever take All your friends have flown away They did not want to stay and play Now those chances seem all gone You wonder where it all went wrong There's no such thing as a self made man

Men v. Women (humor)

Today's post is about a subject that is near and dear to me, and which frankly there is not debate on. When it comes to competing with the fairer sex on some matters, men are just not that well equipped, is as evidenced below…Hope it brings a smile to your face. To all those brilliant women out there and to the helpless men who oppose them.....and when you think about business, remember this. A WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, cheque or charge,?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote, ?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' UNDERSTANDING WOMEN ( A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, Pour it onto ...

Viva la Difference: Women & Men

This is a funny video explaining the difference between how men think and how woman think called the Tail of Two Brains.  The video is by Mark Gungor and he uses boxes to describe the difference.  Thanks Barry Thornton (a super brillian individual and good friend) for the forward.  Enjoy!!