The Profit Prophet

As a public service announcement for many of my male readers, I thought I would post about dating different types of women. For my lady readers, please realize that I personally do not feel this way, but still see how some stereotypes play out even today. I hope this guide helps you navigate those murky waters of romance and love…and makes you laugh a little! ANGLO/SAXON WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary : You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists o...