The Profit Prophet

Researchers have found that drinking can give you much of the same benefits of yoga! Yes, this is hard to believe, but there is now physical pictorial evidence to show how this is so. Yoga terms and positions are affixed with typical drinking positions..for clarity, yoga terms are used. Savasana Position of total relaxation. Balasana Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm. Setu Bandha Sarvangasana This position calms the brain and heals tired legs Marjayasana Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column. Halasana Excellent for back pain and insomnia. Dolphin Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms Salambhasana Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.   Ananda Balasana This position is great for massaging the hip area.   Malasana This position, for ankles and back muscles.

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left. 'Ernie, do you have a story to share?' 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down in case the bottle would break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.' 'Good Heavens,' sai...