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24 Things You Need to Consider

Since the dawn of the "Computer Age" certain things have come to light that we would have never thought of.  Here is a list of 24 items you might not have thought about, but alas are true. 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer and on line history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Google Maps / Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories (and be...

What is a Verteran?

This post is to show my respect for all the veterans out there who served unselfishly, who gave unconditionally, and who sacrificed unrelentingly.. Thank you… Booyah and Semper Fidelis ________________________________________ It is the VETERAN ,  not the preacher,  who has given us  freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN ,  not the reporter,  who has given us  freedom of the press.  It is the VETERAN ,  not the poet,  who has given us  freedom of speech.  It is the VETERAN ,  not the campus organizer,  who has given us  freedom to assemble.  It is the VETERAN ,  not the lawyer,  who has given us the  right to a fair trial.  It is the VETERAN ,  not the politician,  who has given us the  right to vote.  It is the VETERAN  who salutes the Flag,  It is the VETERAN  who serves under the Flag, to be buried by the flag, so th...

A Simple Riddle

The riddle has been around for a long time, and supposedly it has been reported that kindergarteners get it right more often than adults, but there is no evidence that research was ever conducted on the comparative answers of Kindergartners. In addition, there is no report ever done by Stanford University seniors, nor is there any evidence that this was reported on Paul Harvey.  Still, this is one of MY favorites..because in my own survey, almost EVERY adult could not answer it....interesting..  THE RIDDLE: What is greater than God,  More evil than the devil,  The poor have it,  The rich don't need it,  And if you eat it, you'll die?  The answer to the riddle is " nothing ."  Nothing is greater than God.  Nothing is more evil than the Devil.  The poor have nothing.  The rich need nothing.  And if you eat nothing, you'll die