“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
~David Bissonete
“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..” ~Sacha Guitry
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.” ~Socrates
“The great question which I have not been able to answer is,‘What does a woman want?’” ~Dumas
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.” ~James Holt McGavra
“There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster
than electronic banking. It's called marriage.”
~Sam Kinison
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs
with me.”
~Sigmund Freud
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time
to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight,
dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
~Anonymous
“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.” ~Anonymous
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years! Then we met.”
~Henny Youngman
“The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....” ~Nash
”Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming? 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.”
~Patrick Murra
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.” ~Rodney Dangerfield
“A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day
he received a
hundred letters. They all said the
same thing:
'You can have
mine’.” ~Anonymous
“First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy:
'You're lucky,
mine's still alive.’”
~Anonymous
“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..” ~Sacha Guitry
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.” ~Socrates
“The great question which I have not been able to answer is,‘What does a woman want?’” ~Dumas
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.” ~James Holt McGavra
“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.” ~Anonymous
“The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....” ~Nash
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.” ~Rodney Dangerfield
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