The Profit Prophet

While I am a big fan of Marriage, sadly in our modern age, it has become more about entering into a business contract that the blissful relationship of love.  And, since many now see it as a business I thought I would list some marriage wisdom, so to speak.    +++++++++++ You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. +++++++++++ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' +++++++++++ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' +++++++++++ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. +++++++++++ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . +++++++++++ A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?...

Recently in the US we celebrated the Memorial Day Holiday and the unofficial beginning of Summer..School will soon be out, vacations will be beginning, concerts, the lake, partying, etc., etc., etc… In that vein, I thought a post about imbibing would be appropriate …I hope not too many of you would have to endure this….um, treatment… A cop sees an older gentleman staggering slightly down the street. It's 1:00 in the morning. He pulls over for a chat. "Good evening, sir," the cop says. "Is everything OK?" "Why yes, officer, thank you," the man says, speaking a bit thickly. "Where are you headed?" the cop asks. "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body," the man says with certainty. "Sir, it's 1:00 in the morning," the cop says. "Who would be giving a lecture on that topic at this hour?" The man nods, looks the cop in the eye, and says, "My wife....

St. Patrick’s Day (the patron saint of Ireland) is fast approaching, so I thought Irish humor would be appropriate for this post.  Erin Go Bragh  ________________________________________  John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said...  "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!  He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."  She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"  John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.  The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."  She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit sur...

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” ~David Bissonete  “After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..” ~Sacha Guitry  “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.” ~Socrates  “The great question which I have not been able to answer is,‘What does a woman want?’” ~Dumas “I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.” ~James Holt McGavra    “There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.” ~Sam Kinison    “I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.” ~Sigmund Freud    “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candleli...