I am a big believer in humor and love intelligent word play. Over the course if my, many, many years, I have run across quite a few truisms and now have listed them here for you to enjoy. It is not all inclusive, but they are funny, and right now, we all can use a bit of humor. Enjoy, and I hope you get a chuckle out of them. 1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. 2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you. 3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. 4. I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect." 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 6. I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive,
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