The Profit Prophet

The next time you give...maybe these facts should influence you?   The American Red Cross President and CEO Marsha J. Evans' salary for the year was $951,957 plus expenses. The United Way President Brian Gallagher receives a $675,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits. UNICEF CEO Caryl M. Stern receives $1,900,000 per year (158K) per month, plus all expenses including a ROLLS ROYCE. Less than 5 cents (4.4 cents) per donated dollar goes to the cause. The Salvation Army's Commissioner Todd Bassett receives a salary of only $13,000 per year (plus housing) for managing this $2 billion dollar organization. 96 percent of donated dollars go to the cause. The American Legion National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! The Veterans of Foreign Wars National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! The Disabled American Veterans

Yes, gentlemen...women have a language all of their own! Call it femanonics or estrogish or whatever (see) below, but just like the military, gangs, rap, and nerds, there are code words that are unique to woman, and you would be well served to learn what they mean now. (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.  This is the MOST frequent code word used, since you will always be wrong. (2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm, or the deep breathe before the plunge. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in ' fine ' (see #1). (4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a n

Republicans don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Liberals don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Democrats don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Allow me to explain: Let's say, you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood. Your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings. What do you think you should do? Raise the ceilings or pump out the crap? YOUR CHOICE is coming in November. Don't miss the opportunity. Please pass on this easy solution to a very complex problem

Since tax season is just over the horizon and thought a humor post would could add a little levity concerning the IRS..if that is even possible? In any case, Enjoy... At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?" "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. “What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?" "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the insp

Researchers have found that drinking can give you much of the same benefits of yoga! Yes, this is hard to believe, but there is now physical pictorial evidence to show how this is so. Yoga terms and positions are affixed with typical drinking positions..for clarity, yoga terms are used. Savasana Position of total relaxation. Balasana Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm. Setu Bandha Sarvangasana This position calms the brain and heals tired legs Marjayasana Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column. Halasana Excellent for back pain and insomnia. Dolphin Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms Salambhasana Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.   Ananda Balasana This position is great for massaging the hip area.   Malasana This position, for ankles and back muscles.